"Wouldn't it be great if we could watch from a boat? Then we could just steer to clear weather!" my husband mused.
Well.
Turns out there is such a thing. So we started planning the budget and put down a deposit.
And thus we spent the 2026 summer eclipse on a cruise.
Also, amusingly, it seems that Royal Caribbean was not prepared for how popular an eclipse Cruise would be, nor did they expect so much excitement for totality... but after enough passengers complained that advertising a cruise as an 'Eclipse Cruise' meant they ought to give us totality, they invited an astronomer and a meteorologist, and altered the itinerary to maximize totality. There were no eclipse-themed souvenirs offered on board. They have already planned a cruise for the next eclipse and I have the strangest feeling that cash-grab oversight will be corrected by the next eclipse sailing.
So the first thing we did, as the cruise left from Southampton, was spend two days in London. Well okay, the FIRST thing we did was check into a nearby airport hotel, accidentally lock our luggage and then spend 30 minutes trying to figure out how the suitcase lock worked, and then crashed into jet lag sleep. But the second thing we did was head to London, drop off luggage at the next hotel, and then go sightseeing.
Buckingham Palace:
Day two we wanted Teacup to see a castle in addition to a palace, so it was Tower Day. As Teacup is still young, and jet lag and travel and walking all day is pretty overwhelming, we chose just 2 big things to do--there is a lot we hope to return to see one day!
Tower of London, Tower Bridge, river boat tour views of London (package deal with Tower of London):
Tower of London Armory
Tower BridgeEye of London, as seen from river tourBig Ben and Westminster, as seen from river tour
Tower BridgeEye of London, as seen from river tourBig Ben and Westminster, as seen from river tour
Then for day 3 we dashed down to Southampton on the National Express (missed our train of course, but had plenty of leeway to still catch the next one), grabbed an early afternoon tea, and then boarded the cruise!
Eclipse presentation by Amy Oliver, FRAS astronomer. (The AI captions were HILARIOUSLY bad, I had to change photos to avoid inadvertent swearing. But the presentation was great.)
Getxo, Spain
Teacup found definitive proof that mermaids are real in the port of Getxo, in the form of mermaid scales , as you can clearly see. (stop: Bilbao, Spain, but we never got past the port town). We spent all port on the beach here photographing mermaid scales, getting lunch, and then walking along the beach promenade (and eating ice cream).
Gijon, Spain
"Okay, Teacup, Mommy and Daddy want to explore something beyond just the beach today. Do you want to join us, do you want to try Adventure Ocean, or do you want to split the day and do half of both?"
"Half of both!"
Our full day:
The water was very clear, also rather cold. I was the only one who wore a swimsuit. We had a most excellent time chasing fish around in the water and trying to herd them. By the time we remembered to eat, most of the lunch places were closed, and Teacup couldn't stand the smell of smoke in the others, and we finally find a place in a hotel by the sea just in time to eat and then reboard. I forgot to get photos of lunch, which is a shame, because it was a delicious stew and fresh fish.
Vigo, Spain
No beach today, we firmly directed Teacup to exploring town. She was fascinated by a basket weaving shop, enjoyed the streets of the shopping district, and even let us drag her up to the ancient fort overlooking the town and sea.
Eclipse Day!
We caught another presentation by Amy Oliver, this one about how various cultures have reacted to eclipses in history.
Teacup made sure her stuffies were safe to view the eclipse, giving them a stern lecture to keep their glasses on. Then Gao the dragon was given permission to eat the Sun, since it is apparently a long tradition across many cultures for dragons to do so at eclipse time (but he had to promise to spit it back out!).
yep, trucksYep, terrible eclipse photos through half a pair of eclipse glasses, lol. But so fun!! We were shoulder to shoulder on deck. I swear I could feel the boat tilting starboard. The sky was clear, the people were enthusiastic and happy, and when totality occured, there was wild excitement, including the ship horn and everyone cheering!
La Coruna, Spain
We had a full culture day this port, too. Checked out a nearby park, where there was a craft fair and a comic book fair both going on.
I feel like I should know who this character is, but I do not.After the park, a stop to try churros and sipping chocolate (much thicker and richer than hot chocolate!)Then visiting a seaside fortress
A beautiful sunset sailing away
Sailing day
Did you know you can go ice skating on a cruise? We went skating, and also did a pretzel decorating class (where the instructor had us decorate pretzels to match his story), played in the pools, and caught another sunset.
Le Havre, France
Since the previous day was a culture day for the parents, Le Havre was a day for Teacup: eating our way across French sweets
Not shown: the patterns we spent hours at, the peach crumble and tasty dinners, the fact that we couldn't make it to a croissant shop on the way back to the shop because the chosen bakery was closed for a holiday and we were to tired to turn around
Disembarking day & travel home
We booked a bus midmorning the day after disembarking, with just enough leeway that we could accidentally miss our bus and still get to the airport on time. (We made our bus this time though!)
That gave us a day to rest in Southampton (at a very cheap hotel, but it was all we needed), without worrying about packing or chores or paperwork or any moving stuff.
We wound up accidentally sightseeing a random old fortress/castle at a shopping center while getting lunch.
discovered wagamama, which is apparently a big thing couldn't resist bubble tea at Tea-RexWait what's that? Pokestop? Time for some British Pokemon Go!
Then it was time for home, jet lag, laundry, and moving chores.