Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Top 10 Quotes from Assassin's Creed First Play

What have I learned from watching my roommate's boyfriend play her Assassin's Creed game?

10. "So it's socially unacceptable to jump?"

9.  "High-profile. Now that's a euphemism."

8.  "Roasting his own cashews is part of his training. Also, he likes it."

7.  "It was an accident. I swear. I won't do it again." (*kills another villager*) "Dammit!"

6.  "Am I taking a squat in the well, or hiding? I can't tell."

5.  "Look, I'm back at the chimney! Her name is Susan."

4.  "My love for the barrel is real! Yeah, I broke up with the chimney."

3.  "This is okay to do to people. Totally socially acceptable. The guards don't think this is weird at all. See, I'll do it to a guard. He doesn't mind." (*continues to do-si-do with guard*)

2.  "You guys! This wall tastes so good!"

1.  "No, that murder I said was an accident, but this really was an accident."

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