Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Mountains

I went to school in Boone, North Carolina, at App State. It was great, and sometimes I miss it.

A beautiful mountain lake in North Carolina is pretty much the perfect place for a picnic. Or a hike. Or just sitting around taking pictures of something.

It's summer, and a great time for the mountains. Ten degrees or so cooler than the rest of the state, they're bursting with green and trailing beautiful flowers everywhere.
Don't worry, Snowpuff, we're
almost at the top!

Then there's the hiking, which around there sometimes feels like scaling sheer surfaces for the fun of it. (Okay, most of the paths aren't really that steep. Just a few.) This happens to be how I like my hikes: a good adventure, of the sort that makes me and my adventuring party feel like we've collected XP.

I'm expecting to drop by the mountains sometime this summer. I want to rock-climbing up a mountain river, and ogle the scenery, and maybe watch the stars on a midnight picnic on the Blue Ridge Parkway with my friends. Can't wait--although I don't live there anymore, visiting the NC mountains always feels a bit like coming home.

Where's your "coming home" place? What do you love about it?



Monday, July 29, 2013

Long car trips

Long car trips... there's something about them that is simultaneously appealing and repelling. In general I rather like them. As a girl I would be crammed into the back of my parents' car for these long trips, usually with a bag of something-or-another lodged under my feet to keep me entertained for the journey (typically books). While reading in the car never bothered me, inevitably I'd wind up spending half the time staring out the window.

Watching the scenery pass by had the strange hypnotic effect of watching laundry in a dryer. I'd stare at the tall, yellowed grasses by the roadside, flicking my eyes back and forth to create a clear, still scene instead of the general blur nearby things become at high speeds. I'd watch the road rise and fall in comparison to the surrounding land--or more accurately, watch the land rise and fall in comparison to the road.

Public domain image
Road cutaways.
Road cutaways, where mountains or hills still bore the patterned slices from the process that made the road flat, where I could see the colors of the hill's insides and speculate on what sorts of rock ("shiny and dark" or "dull and white" was about as technical as I got at that point) filled it, were some of favorite scenes.

But water also had its special, telling beauty, with light glimmering over its surface and the edge-of-the-water societies just touched with a feel of relaxed rusticity. Of course most of my lakeside experiences were vacations at a friend of the family's home on the lake, so surely every home by the lake was a place were people were kicking back and taking it easy, and thus my imagination always had life slow, happy, and easy in these dock-bearing homes.

Then there were the tree-lined roads that left me feeling like I was journeying under a canopy, a secret trail where I'd meet a Bombadil of my own, or some monster I'd have to heroically defeat to save my family. They were tunnels through jungles (sometimes suburbs and rural highways look like jungles to children with active imaginations...) with ziggarauts of gold at the end, or ruins containing the secrets to curing all disease everywhere.

And nothing beat the foggy mountain highways, just in the edge of winter, when a sheer cutaway cliff had been half-reclaimed by greenery. In winter there were white frozen streams crystalline among the weaving evergreen sprouts clinging to the rock. In summer, the frozen streams were dark streams spouting from the hidden earth, pouring with diamond spray-sparkles over bright green moss and ferns between those same evergreen sprouts. And in spring and fall, it was all that existed, every other angle fading from view into the thick whiteness of fog, so that you were at the center of a very small world. Every creeping inch was a new discovery, and somehow the encompassing white made every green and brown and grey brighter, vibrant, brilliantly alive.

(These days, driving in fog is much less fun, since I'm the one in the driver's seat...)

 While long hours of sitting still don't come easily to most children, finding myself swept away in the green made the lack of running around bearable. Of course the prospect of long car drives always leaves that restless feeling, but there are compensations.

We live in a beautiful world.

Did you ever enjoy long car rides? What were your favorite, or least favorite, parts?

Friday, July 26, 2013

Publishing Industry News

Publishing news and industry blogs for 7/13-7/26. It's been a fairly quiet couple of weeks, fortunately for my sleep schedule (or unfortunately, as it may keep me up wondering what major thing I've surely missed...)


Publishing News

The Writers Guild of America plans to try Joan Rivers for violating the writers' strike against E! by writing and running Fashion Police during the strike.


How much have publishers paid to settle the DOJ vs Apple and Big Six price-fixing suits? Approximately $166 million USD, apparently. This is before including the cost of lawyers and the trial, and not including any of Apple's possible liability.




Industry blogs

QueryTracker for 7/19 and 7/26.

If you haven't heard, J.K. Rowling re-discovered something many debut authors know: new authors have a harder time selling than established ones. She published a crime novel under a new pen name and suffered less-than-stellar sales compared to her Harry Potter series, until she outed herself as the author. But why, as an author, would she do that? Kathryn Rusch suggests it comes down to getting a clean slate and honest reviews untainted by the success of her previous works. Something Stephen King did, too. Rusch does then go on to scold the traditional publishing industry for blaming the writer (why didn't Rowling write more, write better, do more advertising, etc.). Of course, sales have taken off since Rowling came out.

Why do you need a query if you're self-publishing? QueryTracker's Ash Krafton explains why... and it has a lot to do with the fact that agents aren't the only people you might want to know about your book.

Publishers' Weekly publishes a report on the environmental impact of publishers, highlighting some of the industry's major improvements (that somewhat are helped by the rise of e-publishing, naturally).

Rachelle Gardner explains what it means to "get your rights back" from a publisher, an issue many veteran authors face. Make sure to have a reversion clause in your contract. And she offers 13 ways to convince a literary agent to represent you. Also, why it's important if you have an agent to let the agent play "bad cop" to the editors and publishers: you don't want to be known as the problem author, after all.

And Agent Rachel Kent offers safety tips for authors, who, in addition to fans, may come down with anti-fans. Don't become a target for identity theft or other crime: getting a P.O. box is a good idea, for one.

Jonathon Gunson talks about 11 things authors do to kill their marketing efforts.

And Suzanne Johnson encourages you to kill characters, and offers suggestions on how and when (hint: usually it's a bad idea to kill your hero. Usually.).

A new app, BookVibe, helps readers turn to Twitter to pull out book recommendations by noting the books the people they follow talk about.

GoodReads is up to 120 million readers. (Which is why seeing my book listed there is one of those daydreams I sometimes have in pre-published land. Is it odd that being on GoodReads is one of the things I think will make me feel like a "real" novelist?)

Fancy literary terms are explained through simple Disney examples.


What publishing news have you encountered in the past two weeks?

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Wednesday oops!

Oh dear. Did I forget Monday again? I forgot Monday again. Curse you, Mondays!

(Me: Take a -1 to all rolls. Ha!)
(Mondays: We have spell resistance 35. What's your caster level again?)
(Me: ... Not nearly high enough. Drat.)

As such, you get bonuses. Here are pictures that I donate to public domain as penance.

Wild flowers. No, seriously, in the last pic it
was all "Flowers gone wild."

Don't you need a mysterious mountain path?

AAAAH! The clouds are eating the mountains!

Pretty mountain road. Nom nom nom, mountain.



Proof of alien life? (No cars or people
were hurt in the making of this picture, I promise!)

Friday, July 19, 2013

Confession? My terrible secret

I have a confession.

You will probably think less of me for it. You probably should think less of me for it.

You see, I like terrible SyFy movies. The worse, the better. It's my pocket addiction, my guilty pleasure, and one I indulge in less now that I no longer have cable (although Netflix fills the gap).

We're talking entire Saturdays with bad movies running in the background as I write, or late nights when I'm too tired to think and too tired to sleep staring at the TV with probably same the horrified fascination as that drives people to watch those spectacularly bad reality TV shows--you know the ones.

Sometimes it's the "science" that leaves me rolling off the sofa holding my sides. Other times, it's the acting, the special effects, or just the unapologetically ridiculous plot. And of course there's the monsters/disasters themselves, strung together by bad luck and an assortment of TSTL (too stupid to live) characters.

This is why I'm somewhat disappointed I missed the Sharknado premiere. But don't worry; I plan on seeing it as soon as I have time and it's on Netflix or the SyFy website.
There. I've admitted it. I've made my confession and you all are laughing at me now, because you have much better taste.

But that said...

What's your favorite terrible movie? What made it so fantastic/ terrible/ hilarious? 

And what terrible movie would you write, if you could write one?

(I claim dibs on "The Time Rabbit" and its sequel "Bunnisaurus," in which a meteor hits time itself and splashes into it, trapping the hero and his ex-girlfriend into bodies of bunnies and sending them back into the Jurassic, where they must fight dinosaurs... as bunnies. After which, when they have returned to present and become human again [and following a breakup of the relationship they repaired in the last movie], the bunny-bodies [due to leftover ripples in the time waters] begin slowly turning into dinosaurs and must be stopped before they destroy the city. 100% bad science and cheesy tropes guaranteed. SyFy, I'll let you have the idea for the low-low price of $5 million USD, or just $5 and a promise to have a bunny out-hop a pyroclastic cloud at least once.)

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Mansions and palaces for the public


Every billionaire has
dancing fountains.
I often think that malls look a lot like mansions, or even palaces.

This is an outdoor mall I went to recently. I look at it and see a millionaire's mansion. When I want to imagine a mansion-style setting? I just go here.

What romance goes down in the
the gardens tonight?
Indoor malls, with their fancy balustrades and marble floors, sweeping arches and long halls, are just an inch away from a small palace.


How about fancy gardens, perfect for clandestine meetings or romances? Again, outdoor malls.

I can see this being someone's
private mansion gate.

Country clubs are also good, if you know one open to the public, or public gardens and arboretums. But what I like about malls is accessibility. They're far easier to get to than actual palaces, and much more common than even arboretums.
It's a pretty flower. Sure
it goes with the theme
of this post.

Of course if you can find one, real mansions are great to visit. But those usually cost to get into.

Where do you get your inspiration for scenery? Have you ever used a real-life place as a base for an imagined one? What are some of the most inspiring places you've visited?







Monday, July 15, 2013

Cat TARDIS

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Need a little something awesome to start your week?

Every kitty needs a TARDIS.

That is, in case you are wondering where you can get one, a home-made TARDIS cat house by the talented Jad Bean. My cats are jealous (or they would be if they were able to understand Doctor Who, which their human keeps insisting on trying to get them to watch, by dint of watching it herself).

And yes, I am now considering taking up wood working, just in hopes of being able to build one of these. Sounds like an acceptable summer/fall/winter project, right? After all, the fuzzballs do need a feline climbing tower.

I don't think this was Doctor I was looking for...

If you are talented in the wood-working realm, check out the link for how he built his. You can even admire the mini-ood cat toy.

And if you do build a cat TARDIS, mind making one for me?

Did you encounter anything awesome over the weekend? Share in the comments and give us all a great start to the work week!